Things You Need To Know

1. I don't understand girls who think a Coach bag is lavish.
2. When I was 3 my mother took my sister and I to visit my father at work. I broke away from my mother's grip and bolted around the Pentagon waving my hands and screaming and laughing. My mother was in a lot of trouble with security.
3. I have a real Louis(a small miniscule one), but refuse to use it because someone asked me where I got my "knock-off". ew.
4. I have an unhealthy obsession with Charles David shoes. Actually shoes in general.
5. You can't get a good Bellini anywhere in Philadelphia.
6. I think girls who participate in beer chugging contests are trashy pigs.
7. I only wear Dior perfume with the occasional exception for Vera Wang, Gucci, and Burberry.
8. The only things that will touch my naked body are from La Perla, Cosabella, Agent Provacateur, and Victoria's Secret (their bras are the best).
9. I have the sex drive of a 17 year old boy.
10. I'm 5'8" and weigh 115 lbs - yet I feel like I need liposuction. Then, I look at myself in the mirror naked and realize that my body is flawless.
11. Who's my doctor? Actually, they're real.
12. I love art.
13. I cry hysterically everytime I watch "The English Patient".
14. I can't go anywhere without getting hit on- and I love it.
15. Men always stare. Get used to it.
16. My I-Pod is my life.
17. I have never paid under $100 for a haircut.
18. I want to win the lotto and live my life writing and sipping tea.
19. I want to write like Sylvia Plath or Virginia Wolfe, but live more along the lines of Capote or Plum Sykes.
20. I hate cats. They should die.
21. Is it really too much to ask for a man in this world to surprise a girl with a new pair of Manolo's and a Louis bag?
22. I'm 100% Irish, but I loathe the way Americans celebrate St. Patrick's Day. (corned beef and cabbage isn't even Irish)
23. I love dressing a bit gothy on occasion to keep things interesting.
24. I love porn. It's fabulous.
25. I have never balanced a check book.
26. I have never paid a bill. Ok. I have paid a bill. Now. It's weird to say that.
27. I am excellent at baking.
28. I can not cook. I refuse to learn. I can call a caterer if need be.
29. I have never been to Vermont, Maine, Hawaii, Alaska, or North Dakota. I will eventually. Then I can say I've been to all 50 states.
30. Thunderstorms in the summer are best seen in Colorado.
31. Texas sunsets look like fire.
32. I love French Onion soup, but it always gives me a bad case of "rea".
33. I like sharing obscene facts via internet.
34. I was so overwhelmed by depression that I stabbed myself in the stomach on Christmas.
35. I go to California way too often. I hate SoCal. (sorry Kristin)
36. I make unrealistic demands.
37. I love daisies.
38. I cannot leave the house without sunglasses.
39. My favorite snack is an ambien and a glass of champagne. just kidding.
40. I have dual citizenship in both the U.S. and Ireland.
41. Did I mention I am exceptionally good at spending money?
42. I don't like the Jersey shore (with the exception of Spring Lake). It's swarming with hideous overwight people. I prefer Miami.
43. If a girl doesn't have Agent Provacateur in her lingerie bureau - we can't be friends.
44. Girls who go in tanning beds too often are going to look haggard and wrinkly by the time they are 30 -I can't be friends with them either.
45. If I don't get a mani/pedi every other Friday I become irritable and very difficult to deal with.
46. Male strippers make me vomit in my mouth. I see nothing appealing about hairy balls and penises smooshed into a polyester thong. Give me tits any day.
47. I love boobs. Nice perky ones only.
48. I have never had a boy buy me lingerie. Ever. It makes me want to blubber over a container of Ben N Jerry's.
49. I bite my nails so I have to have acrylics.
50. Juicy Couture is a separate wash load than everything else. Those pesky "J" zippers!
93. I hate airports and airplanes. But I still manage to love to travel.
94. I love pushing the limit.
95. I hate marijuana, but I don't see what is so illegal about it.
96. I like pin-up girls.
97. I love old cars.
98. Mexico is not a vacation destination.
99. I went to Las Vegas twice before I turned 21. One of the times I gambled and drank.
100. A lapdance is always better when the strippers cryin.
101. Some say I'm disturbed, but I prefer 'multi-faceted'. I am actually rather interesting and complex. I love me!
102. Mary Higgins Clark told me that I have the most beautiful name she has ever heard. She is using it in one of her upcoming books.
103. I like to nap from 3pm-6pm
104. I almost cried when I heard Ville Valo was engaged. Luckily, he is no longer so now we can get married.
105. I love to run 4 to 5 miles a day.
106. I like to get my way, but I have learned to compromise.
107. I love the prints on Tommy Hilfiger pajama pants.
108. Sharon Osbourne spanked me. (true story.)
109. I spent the evening over drinks with Mudvayne and came to the conclusion they are the biggest losers I have ever met. (trust me I've known a lot of losers.)
110. I like to do my make-up crazy and heavy when I go out at night, but other than that I never wear any.
111. I heart country music.
112. My first concert was 'Raffi' when I was 4. It changed my life.
113. I don't eat hot dogs, mushrooms, or peas.
114. I have an obsession with fish net stockings.
115. I love denim minis.
116. I love sparkles, glitter, and rhinestones.
117. I have a Chloe bag that I am in love with.
118. I like talking about vulgar/taboo things. Just to make you gasp and giggle a little.
119. I like eating peanut butter with a spoon.
120. I don't care for judgmental nuns.
121. I hate frozen drinks.
123. I love Mexican food.
124. I'm 21 and I am a published writer -yet can't get hired full time until I graduate.
125. I want a man who will whisk me off my Jimmy Choo feet into a little convertible mercedes all provided by him. A girl can dream right?
126. I love opera.
127. I love to read.
128. I loathe going to the laundromat and it isn't until I run out of clean socks that I realize I have to drag myself there.
129. I don't like doing dishes.
130. I have really expensive taste.
131. I am not materialistic. I just enjoy nice things.
132. I like to vent in my blog.
133. One time I had to miss a whole day of classes because I was up all night googling myself.
134. In my brief time as a model I have come to the conclusion that I hate all models(except myself).
135. The day my man brings me a Louis Vuitton Speedy 25 is the day I will decide to marry him.
136. On first dates I always choose the most expensive restaurant in the city with no intention of picking up the bill. If a man refuses to do that for me then I know he will not go get me kleenex at 3 in the morning when I am up all night crying about the fact I don't have an Hermes bag.
137. Often, I'm referred to as "That self-absorbed, pretentious little skank" by people who only wish they could be me.