Cat Calls On My Way To Class
I was awakened at 5:45am by Billy's icy feet slipping into bed with me. After that I couldn't sleep and I didn't drag myself out of bed until the alarm sounded at 8:15. I managed coherence for about 30 minutes before doing any productive activity. I grabbed the first resemblance of an outfit I could find and dashed downstairs. I scrambled about for the car keys and my purse and rushed out of the house.
The second I stepped out of the car it started.
The Valet Guy:
"Oh damn girl, look at those legs."
(He always says something nice to me everyday so I don't mind too much.)
Guy In Food Cart:
"Ooh Mami, How boutcha come over here and I make ya somtin reeel nice."
"No, thanks I don't eat food from carts and I certainly don't date them either."
My walk to school was filled with offers for molestation and cock suckin. I was becoming very irritable. I knew I was going to flip out if anyone said anything else to me.
"Newports. Foh' Dollaz." And he waved a pack right in my face.
"I don't want any fucking cigarettes. Get the fuck out of my face before I rip off your testicles."
Can't these people just leave me alone.
Just when I thought I couldn't become any more irrate. I heard a whistle.
"Damnnn baby girl. You're hot baby. Real hot. baby! Cah'mere! Howa bout' you an' me get togetha. Make some saweet love."
I turn and stare at him right in his beady little eyes.
"Ok darlin'. Let's go. Right here. Come on. I am waiting! Get it out!"
Long Pause.
He chuckled to himself.
"Have a good afternoon baby."
I turned away and a grin spread across my face and I knew.
I won.
Sometimes I don't mind the hissing it's a nice confirmation of my ravishing appearance. But some days you're better off just keeping your mouth shut.
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